As more and more seniors are texting these days, we thought it would be good to answer everyone’s question…what is the senior texting code? So, we compiled a list!
Bathroom Texting Code (BTC)
WTF – Wet The Furniture
YOLO – Your Only Laxative Opportunity
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
OMSG – Oh my! Sorry, Gas.
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
MILF – Meal I’d Like To Forget
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
TFT – Texting From Toilet
PIMP – Pooped In My Pants
WTP – Where’s The Prunes?
Ambulatory Texting Code (ATC)
BFF – Best Friend Fell
WTF – Walker Tires Flat
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
ROFL – CGU – Rolling On The Floor Laughing: Can’t Get Up.
WWNO – Walker Wheel’s Need Oil
Medical Texting Code (MTC)
ATD – At The Doctors
CBM – Covered By Medicare
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
FWBB – Friends With Beta Blockers
FYI – Found Your Insulin
BMH – Broke My Hip
OMG – Ouch, My Groin!
General Texting Code (GTC)
BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CUATSC – See You At The Senior Center
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living On Lipitor
TTYL – Talk To You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
GOML – Get Off My Lawn!
TGIF – Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’clock… Early Bird Special)
OMG – Oy, My Grandchildren
RULKM – Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SUP – Speak Up Please
Did We Miss Any?
If you have other senior texting codes that we missed, please leave them in the comment section below! Thanks.
