What is the Senior Texting Code?

As more and more seniors are texting these days, we thought it would be good to answer everyone’s question…what is the senior texting code? So, we compiled a list!

 

Bathroom Texting Code (BTC)

What is the Senior Texting Code

 

WTF – Wet The Furniture

YOLO – Your Only Laxative Opportunity

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

OMSG – Oh my! Sorry, Gas.

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

MILF – Meal I’d Like To Forget

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

TFT – Texting From Toilet

PIMP – Pooped In My Pants

WTP – Where’s The Prunes?

 

Ambulatory Texting Code (ATC)

BFF – Best Friend Fell

WTF – Walker Tires Flat

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

ROFL – CGU – Rolling On The Floor Laughing: Can’t Get Up.

WWNO – Walker Wheel’s Need Oil

 

Medical Texting Code (MTC)

Senior texting code

 

ATD – At The Doctors

CBM – Covered By Medicare

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

FWBB – Friends With Beta Blockers

FYI – Found Your Insulin

BMH – Broke My Hip

OMG – Ouch, My Groin!

 

General Texting Code (GTC)

BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CUATSC – See You At The Senior Center

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living On Lipitor

TTYL – Talk To You Louder

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

GOML – Get Off My Lawn!

TGIF – Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’clock… Early Bird Special)

OMG – Oy, My Grandchildren

RULKM – Are You Leaving Kids Money?

SUP – Speak Up Please

 

Did We Miss Any?

If you have other senior texting codes that we missed, please leave them in the comment section below!  Thanks.

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